Purgatory!
Star Trek XI(/House of Leaves); McCoy, Uhura, Nero; gen.
2000 words, unedited, pointless, will live to hold in contempt (but never regret), etc.
For
this request.
Your complimentary warnings for mild gore and cannibalism are right here. Wow, that's convenient!
(
maybe you shouldn't play around black holes anymore, Jim )